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"The squirrels want to bury my nuts! But I'll show them.. oh yes, I'll show them! I just ate ten burritos at Taco Zombie!"


Those are some SHORT legs!


King of the Hill strikes again.
"My father has no shins."

La Femme

Reminds me of Lord Farquaad from Shrek. Remember when he was on the horse and they pulled him down and he had only those itty-bitty legt? Only they didn't have the fake ones here.


The look on his face says he has the saddle horn the wrong way.


Ha, ha! I also thought of Lord Farquaad! Short legs indeed. The horse is cute, though.


The horse is 'sexier' than he is.
Probably how he gets dates.

La Femme

Also, his hair looks like a bad wig.


That's where the tail of the horse went.

La Femme

I would have thought that the tail went... somewhere else. Somewhere a bit more... uncomfortable.


That's where the saddle horn went.

La Femme

Then he wouldn't be doing his pony play right.


Well, he'd need one of those horse tail butt plugs then.
But since he's wearing the tail on his head, that won't work.

La Femme

Horses have a lot of hair.


That's quite a wig he's got.

La Femme

True. Maybe they shaved the mane off, too.


The horse wears a merkin now.

The Wife

He's always jerkin' his merkin.


A merkin made for workin on the two dollar special shift.

La Femme

Two dollar? You flatter it.

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