He will forever be haunted by the souls of the 30 dead squirrels beneath his butt

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10/29/2009

He will forever be haunted by the souls of the 30 dead squirrels beneath his butt

He's wearing purple, he's in a field of flowers, and he's riding on a squirrel blanket. He's either extremely confident in his masculinity or he's fully embraced his alternative lifestyle.

The Pride of Lions -- Marsha Canham

Posted at 10:44 PM in Animal Husbandry, Bucking Bronco, Clothing, Death, Dislocated Members, Hairy | Permalink

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"The squirrels want to bury my nuts! But I'll show them.. oh yes, I'll show them! I just ate ten burritos at Taco Zombie!"

Posted by: Matt | 10/30/2009 at 09:55 AM

Those are some SHORT legs!

Posted by: Deanatroi | 10/30/2009 at 05:19 PM

King of the Hill strikes again.
"My father has no shins."

Posted by: Matt | 10/30/2009 at 06:54 PM

Reminds me of Lord Farquaad from Shrek. Remember when he was on the horse and they pulled him down and he had only those itty-bitty legt? Only they didn't have the fake ones here.

Posted by: La Femme | 10/30/2009 at 08:49 PM

The look on his face says he has the saddle horn the wrong way.

Posted by: Matt | 10/31/2009 at 01:41 PM

Ha, ha! I also thought of Lord Farquaad! Short legs indeed. The horse is cute, though.

Posted by: Gissel | 11/01/2009 at 08:33 AM

The horse is 'sexier' than he is.
Probably how he gets dates.

Posted by: Matt | 11/01/2009 at 09:33 AM

Also, his hair looks like a bad wig.

Posted by: La Femme | 11/01/2009 at 01:33 PM

That's where the tail of the horse went.

Posted by: Matt | 11/02/2009 at 10:04 AM

I would have thought that the tail went... somewhere else. Somewhere a bit more... uncomfortable.

Posted by: La Femme | 11/02/2009 at 01:04 PM

That's where the saddle horn went.

Posted by: Matt | 11/02/2009 at 06:45 PM

Then he wouldn't be doing his pony play right.

Posted by: La Femme | 11/02/2009 at 09:26 PM

Well, he'd need one of those horse tail butt plugs then.
But since he's wearing the tail on his head, that won't work.

Posted by: Matt | 11/03/2009 at 04:11 PM

Horses have a lot of hair.

Posted by: La Femme | 11/03/2009 at 06:36 PM

That's quite a wig he's got.

Posted by: Matt | 11/04/2009 at 09:49 AM

True. Maybe they shaved the mane off, too.

Posted by: La Femme | 11/04/2009 at 10:07 AM

The horse wears a merkin now.

Posted by: Matt | 11/05/2009 at 09:28 AM

He's always jerkin' his merkin.

Posted by: The Wife | 11/05/2009 at 10:27 AM

A merkin made for workin on the two dollar special shift.

Posted by: Matt | 11/06/2009 at 10:05 AM

Two dollar? You flatter it.

Posted by: La Femme | 11/06/2009 at 05:56 PM

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