400 mink died for his cloaking pleasure

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10/23/2009

400 mink died for his cloaking pleasure

Why is she holding his moob?

Lady of Conquest -- Teresa Medeiros

Posted at 10:37 PM in Animal Husbandry, Caped Crusaders, Clothing, Flat Chested, Hairy, Weird | Permalink

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Okay... he's a medieval dude with a sword that has a crosshilt that is too big.
And he has no armpit hair.
And she has the look of someone hoarding candy.

Posted by: Matt | 10/24/2009 at 12:20 PM

Yep. That about sums it up.

Posted by: La Femme | 10/24/2009 at 09:53 PM

And his cloak is about to hiss eveyone to death.
Back then they left the heads, legs, and tails on the mink in 'those parts'.
(Mink are NASTY little buggers. There is a defunct mink farm just south of me. The mink are still there, wild. *yerg!*)

Posted by: Matt | 10/25/2009 at 09:57 AM

At the thrift store I like to go to, you can still buy stoles like that. They're ugly as sin and scare the kids to death.

Posted by: La Femme | 10/26/2009 at 12:48 PM

Yeah, you look at the thing and half expect it to go, "Hiisssss!"

Posted by: Matt | 10/27/2009 at 12:37 PM

And to top it all off, this is a TRULY horrible book. Normally I like this author well enough, but this book was terrible. The "hero" is old enough to be the "heroine's" father -- and he rapes her. Then he accuses her of murdering a midget.

Posted by: La Femme | 10/27/2009 at 08:18 PM

The only midget she murdered was in his trousers..

Posted by: Matt | 10/30/2009 at 09:52 AM

Probably. I don't recall them going ga-ga over penis size, so it must have been small.

Posted by: La Femme | 10/30/2009 at 08:46 PM

See?
She murdered it.
(There is an Alice in Chains song that has the words "Kiss the midget" in the background.. here, she did and it was the kiss of death.)

Posted by: Matt | 10/31/2009 at 01:49 PM

It seems to have been more of a case of putting it out of its misery.

Posted by: La Femme | 11/01/2009 at 07:55 AM

A mercy kill.

Posted by: Matt | 11/03/2009 at 04:13 PM

[QUOTE]Why is she holding his moob?[/QUOTE]

Checking him for lumps.

What? Men can get breast cancer, too (just like men can get eating disorders).

Posted by: Canais Young | 01/20/2010 at 08:06 PM

Yeah, and THIS guy clearly has one:
http://covers.unclewaltersrants.com/2009/11/no-wonder-hes-trying-to-eat-her.html

Posted by: La Femme | 01/21/2010 at 12:11 AM

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