Or maybe he's just a dentist, examining her teeth?
"I was kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me, who would have guessed her family crest I'd suddely spy tattooed on her thigh and son-of-a-gun it's just like the one on me"
Just how many cousins was she kissing?
Relative Sins -- Anne Mather
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It must be me, 'cause I thought of pimping when I read that (her daddy was selling her for some drugs, which she then got into). But since I haven't heard the song, and I can't hear the inflections, who knows...
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Relative Sins?
So.. she has a thing for family?
Posted by: Matt | 09/24/2009 at 03:40 PM
That's what popped into OUR heads.
Posted by: The Wife | 09/24/2009 at 04:27 PM
And once again, Tori Amos "Professional Widow" comes to mind.
*sigh*
Posted by: Matt | 09/24/2009 at 06:22 PM
I don't know that one -- not a T.A. fan. Will have to look it up.
Posted by: The Wife | 09/24/2009 at 09:25 PM
It's a song that pretty much is about incest.
Quite a twisted song.
And she sang it with a straight face no less.
Posted by: Matt | 09/25/2009 at 10:30 AM
It must be me, 'cause I thought of pimping when I read that (her daddy was selling her for some drugs, which she then got into). But since I haven't heard the song, and I can't hear the inflections, who knows...
Posted by: The Wife | 09/25/2009 at 12:26 PM
Yeah, inflection does add to it.
She plays a harpsicord in the original version.
Posted by: Matt | 09/25/2009 at 02:34 PM
My father-in-law plays the accordian. I think knowing how to play an absurd instrument makes life more interesting.
Posted by: The Wife | 09/26/2009 at 08:18 AM
I have zero musical talent.
I couldn't carry a tune to save my life.
*sigh*
Posted by: Matt | 09/27/2009 at 09:32 AM
I can, but my kids always tell me to shut up. Go figure.
Posted by: The Wife | 09/27/2009 at 09:53 AM