Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Apparently clothing was optional... she didn't get the memo

You can almost see a bit of his nutsack under his thigh.  And those are some hairless legs given the fur on his arm.

A Gentle Feuding -- Johanna Lindsey

Love hurts, Ooo-oo Love hurts

What happens when Ward Cleaver decides to go a little rough on the Beaver that night.

Angry Desire -- Charlotte Lamb

Who's going to ride your wild horses?

Come closer to the fire.  You must be cold what with your dress falling off.  I know I am, being shirtless and all.  Are the horses bothering you?  Just keep calling Wildfire.  Eventually they'll go away.

Forbidden Fires -- Madeline Baker

By day he's mild mannered Manhood Man...

By night, armed with his flat-male-nipples of justice, Shirtless Man fights for the limp and barefoot.

Devil in Winter -- Lisa Kleypas

Break a rainbow and large-dark-nippled people fall out

She should really get that bunion looked at.

Shattered Rainbows -- Mary Jo Putney

If he's not careful with that candle he'll have flaming loins in truth

Not bad, but we do wonder about the horse...

Given the size of that bulge, she should *not* look that bored.

The Stolen Bride -- Brenda Joyce

A surprise ending

Nice, rather interesting cover, right?

Sparkle farts!

The Return of the Prodigal -- Kasey Michaels

Or maybe he's just a dentist, examining her teeth?

"I was kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me, who would have guessed her family crest I'd suddely spy tattooed on her thigh and son-of-a-gun it's just like the one on me"

Just how many cousins was she kissing?

Relative Sins -- Anne Mather

I found a boobie!

You don't mind my hand here, do you?

Plain Jane's Texan -- Jan Hudson

The only trouble will be if he drops her

And what is up with the voyeuristic kids?

Trouble at Lone Spur -- Roz Denny Fox