Do I spy a mullet perchance?
...when pursuing spectral pussy.
Earwax sniffing up my nose.
The worst of it was that his knock-offs weren't eve very good. Unless he was trying to make his plaid look like a Serape. In that case he was succeeding rather well.
Put on a shirt! I can't service you sexually unless you put a bag over your head! And maybe your knees.
...Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that
It's not easy being green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky
But green's the color of Spring
And green can be cool and friendly-like
And green can be big like an ocean, or important
Like a mountain, or tall like a tree
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
And I think it's what I want to be
