Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.

Well, maybe you would.  It may be green, but EVERYTHING grows.  Hulk will smash you REAL good.

Random Wolf Wednesday, now with more cats

 

Textured covers are really weird.  Aside from the pictures being freaky, the noise they make is enough to make us throw the book across the room.

Random Wolf Wednesday, on Thursday, Part Deux

I see a bad wolf a-rising.

Even Neutrogena can't help this dry, itchy, irritated skin...

Maybe he ought to try one of those overnight glove things.

Real men wear Raffia...

...when pursuing spectral pussy.

When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do is...

...get stupid tribal tattoos to make me feel cool.  And think of you.

It's random wolf Wednesday... on... Thursday...

It's growing... dusk... and sort of moonlit... and... not bright.

The author's name really sells it.

Dear diary, today I danced a waltz with a handsome man...

 

I felt like I was floating.

Where's Whoopi Goldberg when you need her?

Either that or an exorcist.  When the green projectile vomiting starts, you'll wish you'd listened to me!

Cupid draw back your bow...

...and let your Angel Dust flow, mainlined straight to my lover's heart for me.