Earwax sniffing up my nose.
She wasn't really amused.
Either stick the thing in someone's bed already or ditch it, 'cause it's starting to smell.
Whatever it was made out of, it sure didn't taste right.
After that, it's time to housebreak him.
He still might try to beg for table scraps, though. If he does, you might have to beat him.
They'll need it to get past your breath.
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