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Maidens roasting on an open fire

Earwax sniffing up my nose.

She asked for a jacuzzi. He did the best he could.

She wasn't really amused.

See? See what we did? Tie in!

After making it through the rapids from her rear, they washed up on shore, gasping for breath.

Riding the Wild Rapids from her Rear

Brave the Wild Wind indeed.

She made him an offer he couldn't refuse:

Either stick the thing in someone's bed already or ditch it, 'cause it's starting to smell.

She loved his manly scent and knuckle dragging ways...

...But she could have done without the mullet and the wayward nipple.

 

His manroot DID taste a bit funny

 

Whatever it was made out of, it sure didn't taste right.

The first step in training a new man is getting him used to your scent

After that, it's time to housebreak him.

He still might try to beg for table scraps, though.  If he does, you might have to beat him.

 

You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.

They'll need it to get past your breath.

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She hated that he was the pretty one...

And that his breasts were bigger.