Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

We can't do this, not in front of the spinach!

Any other vegetable is fine, but the spinach is so innocent and virginal!

Turn Me On -- Kristin Hardy

Sweetheart, we can't keep him.

What are we gonna tell people? We found him out in a field?

Or under Big Ben?

His Miracle Baby -- Kate Walker

And if you can't be with the one you love, honey...

Adequately tolerate the one you're with.

And make sure she knows it.

Second-Best Wife -- Rebecca Winters

No, Rex, no. Bad dog.

You broke the third wall... again!

Home to Harmony -- Dawn Atkins

Okay, now, on the count of three! One... Two...

Three!

Aw, c'mon, sweetie, you can do it -- I promise that I'll catch you! I've got candy for you right here in the basket, and you can have a piece when you get down.

Blame It On Texas -- Cathy Gillen Thacker

That guy's got some kind of an issue. Guys only got one kind of issue.

I guess we know what his "secret" is.

Lord Deverill's Secret -- Amanda Grange

I wanna be a Kilted Scotsman! Wear knee socks and not bathe often!

Blood and guts and... updrafts... and giant swords... and the whole famine thing... shit.

This idea sounded a lot better in theory than in practice.

The Ranger -- Monica McCarty

"Faster than fast, quicker than quick!" He yelled, proudly.

Umm... In this case, "Lightning"? Speed isn't really a good thing.

McQueen's Heat -- Harper Allen

If the sale seems too good to be true, it's because it is.

The mattresses are factory sloppy seconds.

Just For The Night -- Tawny Weber

No scissors, no glue, no mess! Nothing but fun.

Colorforms Romance Novel Cover Model sets are more fun than anything!

Chasing Dreams -- Jaclyn Reding