Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

There's just one place to go for all of your loincloth needs: Loincloth City!

A giant warehouse of loincloths for every occasion. Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color. And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our loincloths factory direct to you.

Sexy Beast II -- Kate Douglas, Noelle Mack, Kathleen Dante

He would only have her body. He would never have her heart, her mind, or her soul.

He could totally respect that.

I Do -- Mimi Riser

Remember who you are!

No, really, you look a little confused.

The Fire King -- Marjorie M. Liu

"Think happy thoughts! Think happy thoughts!"

A few moments later she discovered that they just weren't happy enough. Or that ball gowns don't make very effective capes.

Nowhere Near Respectable -- Mary Jo Putney

Or half a man and a riverboat...

No, really, what are they doing with all these leftover parts? Is it like Doc Hopper and the frog legs? Somewhere someone is eating some deep-fried man-bits? And these upper torsos and heads are just lumps on logs singing about rainbows and shit? 'Cause we'd probably pay to see that.

Wild Sweet Wilderness -- Dorothy Garlock

Little puppet made of pine, awake. The gift of life is thine.

Eh. It was worth a shot. Looks like I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way. Open up!

Unwilling Betrayer -- Joan Van Nuys

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright

And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight!

Oh, fine! I suppose that dress looks nice on you, too. Though pink is so last season.

Say You Love Me -- Johanna Lindsey

"Feed the birds," that's what she cries, while overhead her birds fill the skies.

We don't have any tuppence! We're sorry! We don't have any!

Savage Revenge -- Theresa Scott

In honor of the Feast of Alvis there will be no post today

Instead remember what Alvistime is all about.  Drinking... Drinking and revenge.

"Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk." ~ Alvis
 

Episode 21 - Feast of Alvis from Jasmine H on Vimeo.

Looks like someone needs a refresher course

Let's go over it one more time...


This is out, not in. Out... In... Out... In...

By Jove! I think he's got it!

The Viscount in Her Bedroom -- Gayle Callen