Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

You know anything about this?

Look. See that red spot over there? That wasn't there this morning. I checked.

Northern Exposure -- Jayne Rylon Mari Carr

Brought to you by the Chemo Kama Sutra!

The latest title in the "Melanoma Romance" series.

Incubus -- Janet Elizabeth Jones

I wanna be a Kilted Scotsman! Wear knee socks and not bathe often!

Blood and guts and... updrafts... and giant swords... and the whole famine thing... shit.

This idea sounded a lot better in theory than in practice.

The Ranger -- Monica McCarty

If the guys find a girl in the treehouse, they'll kick me out of the club!

So you have to leave by three. That's when they get home from school. What? They're only 10.

Don't look at me like that! Real estate's expensive. Fine, you find me another bachelor pad for $1 a week and a pack of Big League Chew.

Stormy Weather -- Gail Douglas

"Faster than fast, quicker than quick!" He yelled, proudly.

Umm... In this case, "Lightning"? Speed isn't really a good thing.

McQueen's Heat -- Harper Allen

No scissors, no glue, no mess! Nothing but fun.

Colorforms Romance Novel Cover Model sets are more fun than anything!

Chasing Dreams -- Jaclyn Reding

It was a bit of a surprise on their wedding night.

My, what big hands you have. My, what a broad chest you have. My, what a large Adam's apple you have. My, what small... breasts?... you have. My, what a large... um... Oh.

The Wrong Kind of Wife -- Roberta Leigh

Sleepovers are fun -- He had his footie pajamas on and everything!

Hopefully she brought her little teddy.

High Octane -- Lisa Renee Jones

A t-shirt. Definitely a t-shirt.

A really cool t-shirt. With dinosaurs. Scoundrels love dinosaurs.

What a Scoundrel Wants -- Carrie Lofty

 

It's an affliction that affects one in 240 million...

The shame is so great that third base is harder to reach than it is for the phobos-grunt probe to reach Mars.

Please donate to your local "never-nude" syndrome support center and never let someone live in cut-off denim shorts again.

The Seductive Imposter -- Janet Chapman