Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell.

A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

A Family Likeness -- Margot Dalton

Mom, Dad, really, this is not the best way to have "The Talk"

Can we just have the power point presentation instead?

Fairy-Tale Family -- Pat Montana

Twincest: it's so wrong, yet it feels so right.

That is the face of a happy - and perverted - man.

The Sister Secret -- Jessica Steele

I believe that social convention dictates that a kiss is in order

But please, no tongue this time or she'll scratch you with those super-sharp baby nails.

Baby Under the Mistletoe -- Jamie Sobrato

So I'll be your son. And I'll be your lover. 'Cause I know in our hearts we agree...

We don't have to be one or the other... We can be both to each other.

Lucas: The Loner -- Cindy Gerard

He could handle the interest from the woman and the child... even the dogs.

But the stuffed animals were just plain creepy.

He was going to have to stop using Axe®.

Or... maybe he could neutralize it by using Ban® as well?

Falling For Jack -- Trisha David

Mama! Mama! Help me!

I can't take it offffffffff!!!!

Tall, Dark and Fearless -- Suzanne Brockmann

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "Holding the Baby" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to hold a baby!

Sure it taught me not to ever become pregnant by my sister's husband's half-brother to carry a baby for my sister who then gets pregnant naturally and decides she doesn't need two babies... but what good does that do me?

Holding the Baby -- Margot Early

Yeah, a rabbit in your hoo-hah will do that to you.

All it takes are the magic words.

Abracadabra -- Peg Sutherland

Oh my god! Look out it's coming!

 

It's Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Covers One Year Anniversary coming next week!

Riding the Storm -- Julie Miller