Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

So I'll be your son. And I'll be your lover. 'Cause I know in our hearts we agree...

We don't have to be one or the other... We can be both to each other.

Lucas: The Loner -- Cindy Gerard

He could handle the interest from the woman and the child... even the dogs.

But the stuffed animals were just plain creepy.

He was going to have to stop using Axe®.

Or... maybe he could neutralize it by using Ban® as well?

Falling For Jack -- Trisha David

Mama! Mama! Help me!

I can't take it offffffffff!!!!

Tall, Dark and Fearless -- Suzanne Brockmann

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "Holding the Baby" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to hold a baby!

Sure it taught me not to ever become pregnant by my sister's husband's half-brother to carry a baby for my sister who then gets pregnant naturally and decides she doesn't need two babies... but what good does that do me?

Holding the Baby -- Margot Early

Yeah, a rabbit in your hoo-hah will do that to you.

All it takes are the magic words.

Abracadabra -- Peg Sutherland

Oh my god! Look out it's coming!

 

It's Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Covers One Year Anniversary coming next week!

Riding the Storm -- Julie Miller

When you're watching yourself, or near enough, is it still voyeurism?

Forget "good twin" and "bad twin," it's really about keeping score, and brother over there is getting just a WEE bit jealous.  The girls flock to "shirtless twin" and tend to avoid "Urkel pants twin."  He wears his pants so high because he doesn't get to take them off all that much.  Okay, I'll stop now.

Highland Love Song -- Constance O'Banyon

We're going to hell for this one

It was a Baptism of Desire -- in the name of the father... and the son... and incestuous polygamy being legal in some states.

Montana Angel -- Kathleen Harrington

A Time Lord Romance

She'd given her hearts to him.

The Doctor's Daughter -- Judith Bowen

A Savage Smorgasbord

 

 

 

 

These aren't horrible covers.  They're not great, but they're not exactly gag-me-with-a-spoon-bad, either.  They're just meh.  It's the great quantity of them that makes them mock-worthy.  Who would like this cover so much that they would do it over and over and over and over again?  There are many more "Savage" titles, too!  Mostly with Topaz Man as the "hero."  At what point does someone say enough and stop the savage madness?

Savage Abandon, Savage Arrow, Savage Flames, Savage Mists, Savage Secrets -- Cassie Edwards