Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

I'm sorry...

...you're just not my density.

Reader submission by Karla B.
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Golden dreams attract lightning

Let's hope they're well grounded.

What better way to choose a man than by his bilirubin levels?

"You're jaundiced enough, but you'll have to do something about your hair.  It just doesn't match the decor."

Random Wolf Wednesday, now with more cats

 

Textured covers are really weird.  Aside from the pictures being freaky, the noise they make is enough to make us throw the book across the room.

It's not really agony...

It's more mildly amusing... surprising... and equestrian.

She'd saved him. Fine. She'd married him. Fine.

But when she broke the curse these weren't the children she had in mind.

It's Random Dog Tuesday... on Friday!!!

Well, really random dog torso Tuesday, but it's still Friday.

Some men have a flavor saver... he has a flavor buffet

Too bad he doesn't have a living woman to savor.

Can she resist Will's Will or will her will be too weak?

She cannot resist the power of the beard she must submit to Will.

The new adventures of the Sunburnt Sheikh

And his crispy wench.