Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Velcro? Static electricity? Sheer force of will?

Even he's not sure how she's staying on. Though, to be honest, he also doesn't really care.

Dark of the Moon -- Evelyn Rogers

Too late dude, she's with me right now. She says that my peepee's way bigger than yours.

And that's if I fold it in half.

Buck -- Leigh Greenwood

Samantha is 5,000% done.

She does not have any time for your shit. Or your horse's shit.

The Seduction of Samantha Kincade -- Maggie Osborne

Tales of the Easily Impressed

Oooo! Clouds!

Colby Velocity -- Debra Webb

In honor of the Feast of Alvis there will be no post today

Instead remember what Alvistime is all about.  Drinking... Drinking and revenge.

"Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk." ~ Alvis
 

Episode 21 - Feast of Alvis from Jasmine H on Vimeo.

Booty, booty, booty

It's all about the Shields, baby!

What a Pirate Desires -- Michelle Beattie

Give credit where credit is due...

She may be evil, but she is attractive. You'll know more about that in a couple of years.

High Society Sabotage -- Kathleen Long

I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine

Who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances but is also a junkie.

Capturing the Commando -- Colleen Thompson

Why did you pull a gun on me if you didn't want to have sex?

This happens every time! First you pull out a gun and threaten to shoot me. Then I pull out my gun. Eventually, your arm gets tired, you leave, and we have passionate "nobody-got-shot" sex.

Mountain Wild -- Stacey Kayne

But that's a Compact Laser Delux! Where were you hiding that?!

"You really don't want to know."

Seducer -- Aubrey Ross