Maybe he ought to try one of those overnight glove things.
APBs have been issued for thick, hairy, muscular legs, last seen on mulleted, moobed men.
Grandma! What big... um, THIGHS you have. And Grandma? I'm not sure I wanna ask about that thing poking me in the back.
Psst. That's one manly butterfly tattoo.
Either that or an exorcist. When the green projectile vomiting starts, you'll wish you'd listened to me!
Watch out, Fabio. You've got some competition.
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