Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

More like "Halfway to Sciatica"

Then again, those heels + her ginormously disproportionate legs means that either statement could fit.

Halfway to the Grave -- Jeaniene Frost

Cover Showdown: Who wore it worse?

Alert reader greenjeans1978 spotted a recycled cover. But not in the "Uncle Walter and The Wife have forgotten to put that cover in the used covers folder and posted it again" way. Rather in the "wait a darn minute here..." kind of way.

So we're having a Cover Showdown! Which book wore it worse? Defiant Spitfire by Kay McMahon:

Or Lord of the Night by Connie Mason:

Vote now!

Defiant Spitfire -- Kay McMahon
Lord of the Night -- Connie Mason

P.S. Apparently we've purchased "Lord of the Night" twice. This one is the Large Print, but we used the "regular print" in our prior post.

The high cost of medical care leads some men to attempt their own surgeries.

Or course, it would help if he had some understanding of where the vas deferens is located. He probably should have bought "Home-Vasectomy For Dummies."

His Conquest -- Diana Cosby

Unless your name's "Mary" you've somehow skipped a step here

Or you're sorely lacking in proper sex education. 'Cause that's just not how it works.

Have Baby, Need Beau -- Rita Heron

There was no way he was going to get his Ph.D. and "Bachelor's Degree Manhattan" just didn't have the same ring to it.

He probably should have stuck with watchmaking.

Unsanctioned Memories -- Julie Miller

Ugh! This always happens!

The bane of every doctor's existence, the dinner party.

Someone always wants a free consultation.

Although the request for a breast exam was new.

The Secret Passion of Simon Blackwell -- Samantha James

Studley Do-Right, how can you be so majestic?

This is Canada, Nell. Things are real up here.

Including your broken finger. You might want to get that looked at.

Every Move You Make -- Bobby Hutchinson

This is not what you name a book.

This is what you name an ineffective weight-loss program that is advertised via infomercial at 4 a.m.

But I suppose we should say something about the cover, huh? Okay. Dude has a really long neck. And neither of them are sweaty.

Make U Sweat -- Amie Stuart

The real reason why the Doctor shouldn't "dance"

Birth control is apparently one of those things that slips his scattered mind, and the next thing you know you've got a little kid running around thinking bow ties are cool and eating seafood mixed with dairy desserts.

In other words, you wind up with The Boy. (Shhh, don't tell Uncle Walter! -- The Wife)

P.S. That's just a joke. If The Wife were going to have an affair with a Doctor, it would be with Ten, not Eleven. No offense to Matt Smith.

The Doctor's Secret Child -- Kate Welsh

Amish country was the perfect feeding ground for the Weeping Angels

Zap someone to the past and they never even noticed the difference.

This angel's been there for decades.

Dark Angel -- Karen Harper