Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Nothing says "Romance" like a good strangling

I wasn't aware that thick, wavy locks were common traits for the Comanche.  This is almost as bad as Fabio trying to play an "Indian."  Almost.

Look, I failed Webelos, what do you expect?

There's only one kind of tent I know how to pitch, and it ain't exactly one you can sleep in.

When I said "Love Me With Fury"...

.,.I didn't mean the Plymouth!  On the plus side, child birth should be a snap.

Oh yeah... barely legal... in 17 years

That's it baby, suckle at Daddy's teat.

Even Neutrogena can't help this dry, itchy, irritated skin...

Maybe he ought to try one of those overnight glove things.

The Man of the Mist captures the Boy of the Bayou

Soon he would drag his prey back to the foggy bog and devour it.

Can she resist Will's Will or will her will be too weak?

She cannot resist the power of the beard she must submit to Will.

The new adventures of the Sunburnt Sheikh

And his crispy wench.

For once lasting 8 seconds is considered a good thing

Now if only he can repeat the performance in bed.

Doc Hopper has branched out

 
 

APBs have been issued for thick, hairy, muscular legs, last seen on mulleted, moobed men.