Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Nothing says "Romance" like a good strangling

I wasn't aware that thick, wavy locks were common traits for the Comanche.  This is almost as bad as Fabio trying to play an "Indian."  Almost.

Look, I failed Webelos, what do you expect?

There's only one kind of tent I know how to pitch, and it ain't exactly one you can sleep in.

The new adventures of the Sunburnt Sheikh

And his crispy wench.

For once lasting 8 seconds is considered a good thing

Now if only he can repeat the performance in bed.

Are you sure this is how it's done?

 
It's what the horses are doing, isn't it?

NOT in front of the horse!

He's the jealous type.

Who's the good boy? Who's the good boy? You're a good boy! Yes, you are!

 
Her puppy likes his tummy rubbed, too.  Maybe later she'd make him beg.

Screech -- everyone's favorite Teen Idol

Watch out, Fabio.  You've got some competition.

When Tattoo decided to stop watching the planes and start shooting them down instead

What woman wouldn't want a steam powered locomotive between her legs? 

From the "She was a lot heavier than she looked" series

 

One generally shouldn't lift a lady by the breastages.