Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Random Wolf Wednesday, now with more cats

 

Textured covers are really weird.  Aside from the pictures being freaky, the noise they make is enough to make us throw the book across the room.

Random Wolf Wednesday, on Thursday, Part Deux

I see a bad wolf a-rising.

It's not really agony...

It's more mildly amusing... surprising... and equestrian.

She'd saved him. Fine. She'd married him. Fine.

But when she broke the curse these weren't the children she had in mind.

It's Random Dog Tuesday... on Friday!!!

Well, really random dog torso Tuesday, but it's still Friday.

The Man of the Mist captures the Boy of the Bayou

Soon he would drag his prey back to the foggy bog and devour it.

Put your horse on my shoulder

Hold me in your arms, baby, Squeeze me oh so tight... until I shit a few little people in full ball regalia.  Oh, and he's missing his legs, too.  What's up with that?

For once lasting 8 seconds is considered a good thing

Now if only he can repeat the performance in bed.

Got a whale of a tale to tell you lads

And yet another life is lost as Fabio crawls from the depths of the ocean to drag away a woman by her ponytail.
 

It's random wolf Wednesday... on... Thursday...

It's growing... dusk... and sort of moonlit... and... not bright.

The author's name really sells it.