You can't get much more traditional than this: Fabio! Now, some readers have complained that Caption Contests cause... performance anxiety. So we're giving you an easier one this time. Fabio practically writes himself! Send us your best ideas (a header and something for one or both of the covers) and you'll get some Uncle Walter stuff! Peer pressure alert: Cool kids love Uncle Walter -- and if you don't, you're not cool. Do it!
Enter as many times as you'd like. Submit anything you want, clean or dirty or anywhere in between. Use any source or reference that catches your fancy or just use your imagination. Anything that makes Uncle Walter and The Wife laugh out loud, smack their respective foreheads, or groan is a winner. Email us, post your submissions at our forum, or leave them in our comments section!
The Magic of You -- Johanna Lindsey