Can we say AWK-waaard?

At the exact moment that he was going down on bended knee to propose, she lifts her leg and cuts one. The force of the gale lifts her skirt, exposing her single cankle and leading to much embarrassment.

On a side note, why do so many of these covers seem to involve bowel movements of some sort? I suppose there are some people who find that attractive, but I would hazard to guess that they're not in the majority.

This actually wouldn't be so bad (sated woman), except for the entirely vacuous expression on her face. Is she asleep? It doesn't look like it. It looks like she's brain dead.

Brides of Durango: Tessa -- Bobbi Smith

Comments

[Matt]

Umm.. she has three legs?
She's got one across her front holding her dress up, and then the two she standing on?
That certainly doesn't look like her knee he's grabbing at first glance.

[Deanatroi]

ok have to ask. Where does bowel movements on the covers come into it?

On the first picture, there's something wrong with where her leg comes out of. There doesn't seem to be anything. The leg just appears - no butt area or whatever. It just looks too weird. The thighs come right off where the hip is supposed to be (trying to describe it is hard!).

Guys with greasy stringy hair just don't do it for me.

[The Wife]

D, the "bowel movements" come into play with passing gas -- ie the moving of bowels. Doesn't just mean passing feces. In this case it looked to us like she was bending over to fart. This happens a lot on the covers.

M, I thought there were 3 legs, too, but the bent one comes out of nowhere (I think that's what you mean, D), and the other leg looks too long because of the cankle.

[Matt]

In the second image, she's just laying there.
Probably mumbling something incoherent.
I can go for that.

[vamvilis]

That's decorticate posturing. She probably hit her head on the headrail whilst doing the nasty with Durango, got a subdural and is herniating brain through her foramen magnum. She will be brain dead shortly without decompressive "burr holes"