The Man of the Mist captures the Boy of the Bayou

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03/04/2010

Soon he would drag his prey back to the foggy bog and devour it.

Man of the Mist -- Elizabeth Mayne

Posted at 10:36 PM in Animal Husbandry, Bastards, Creepy, Danger, Death, Food and Drink, Moob, Separation Anxiety, Shirtless | Permalink

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Evan comes to claim his long lost bride, yet carries off a little boy?
Umm.. that's just wrong!

Or is the kid some sort fo bayou lost bride finding device?

Posted by: Matt | 03/05/2010 at 11:58 AM

It's like a divining rod. Besides, the boy is up higher than he is, so he can see better.

Posted by: The Wife | 03/06/2010 at 12:09 PM

And be used as a convenient weapon against gators.
Kid Klub, by Tyco.
For bludgeoning use only.

Posted by: Matt | 03/06/2010 at 08:18 PM

I know that's what I use the kids for. Easier than carrying around a baseball bat.

Posted by: The Wife | 03/07/2010 at 02:59 PM

They also can be thrown towards an attacker for use as a distraction.
And if the little tykes are mean enough, they'll do all the damage first so the bad guy will be begging for the sweet release of the end by the time you get there.
At least, that's how it worked in my family.

Posted by: Matt | 03/07/2010 at 07:58 PM

I'm not sure if it's worth having your vagina ripped open, but if you've already got them...

Posted by: The Wife | 03/07/2010 at 09:08 PM

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