...you're just not my density.
Reader submission by Karla B.
Uncle Walter cannot verify ownership of submissions, but he'll take your word for it.
Oak Hill -- Jane Cox
Reader submission by Karla B.
Uncle Walter cannot verify ownership of submissions, but he'll take your word for it.
Oak Hill -- Jane Cox
I think she wants his haircut.
Posted by: catta | 03/16/2010 at 10:59 PM
Wouldn't you? I want it so badly it hurts.
Posted by: The Wife | 03/16/2010 at 11:17 PM
His chest is just plain ugly. And hers is flat. Sigh. A match made in heaven! LOL
Posted by: Deanatroi | 03/17/2010 at 02:25 AM
They are both ugly. Especially the mop haircut.
Posted by: Olivia | 03/17/2010 at 02:29 AM
Got to be one of the best captions ever. Thanks for accepting the submission!
Posted by: Karla | 03/17/2010 at 08:59 AM
Hatred as another side fo love?
What the hell?
"I hate you so much that the sex is great"?
That's creepy, and kinda stalker/rapist.
Posted by: Matt | 03/17/2010 at 10:09 AM
Karla, Hap-hap-happy you like it! Thanks for the submission, and keep 'em coming. We've already done one of the covers you sent, but the other two are mighty fine-looking! :D
Matt, a lot of books from the "older" eras (70s and 80s and early 90s) are VERY into the hate-as-love concept. Usually they involve obvious and disturbing rape scenes. But these are *bestselling* authors!
O & D, I honestly don't think he's terribly ugly beyond the hair. He's more just an "everyday" kind of man. She reminds me of a woman I know but don't like. :-P
Posted by: The Wife | 03/17/2010 at 08:23 PM
"And he awoke to the sensation of his member gliding sloppily in a piston rod fashion in some unknown lovehole.
He tried to move only to be met with a snarling hiss as his most hated enemy in the whole world flashed her breasts in his face.
The cords binding his arms and legs finally showed their teeth as they bit into his flesh, the contrast between his love rod and his extremities was divinely counter-intuitive.
He writhed in a bizarre mix of ecstasy and agony.
A muffled cough from the door got his attention.
"Oh, hello mother."
The woman viciously using him never missed a beat."
Okay, creepy rape scene written.
Posted by: Matt | 03/18/2010 at 10:27 AM
Except for the mother part, this is somewhat similar to this case: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_sex_in_chains_case
Posted by: The Wife | 03/18/2010 at 10:54 AM
Is it supposed to be density?
Posted by: Deanatroi | 03/18/2010 at 10:27 PM
Yes. It's from Back To The Future. We think the guy looks like George McFly.
Posted by: The Wife | 03/19/2010 at 01:03 PM
LOL, ouch.
Posted by: Matt | 03/19/2010 at 02:46 PM
Hehe, if that was George I wouldn't mind being the girl! *blush* I've always had a crush on Crispin Glover.
Posted by: Trudy | 03/26/2010 at 11:26 AM
I don't think Crispin Glover is unattractive. But that hair sure is. :)
Posted by: The Wife | 03/26/2010 at 01:28 PM
LOL yup, his hair needs some help. Thanks for welcoming me earlier, The Wife :)
Posted by: Trudy | 04/01/2010 at 08:33 AM
No problem! We're happy to have you.
Posted by: The Wife | 04/01/2010 at 09:59 AM