Where's Whoopi Goldberg when you need her?

02/08/2010

Either that or an exorcist. When the green projectile vomiting starts, you'll wish you'd listened to me!

Enchanted Crossings -- Anne Avery, Madeline Baker, Kathleen Morgan

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"Honest, I'm still a virgin!"
It was true, she was.
But he knew she'd been with someone, how was this possible?!
"You've been cuckolded by a ghost, sir." said the paranormal investigator as his PK meter pegged near her nether regions.

Posted by: Matt | 02/09/2010 at 09:12 AM

You don't know how right you are!! She WAS a virgin, and she fell in love with the ghost. There was a lot of heavy petting going on, but they didn't "go all the way" -- until she met his doppleganger and they went at it. Worst thing? Fade to black sex! No details!

Posted by: The Wife | 02/09/2010 at 09:43 AM

Now that's just lame!
Who wrote that?
I mean, c'mon!
Possession by disembodied spirits would be an amusing excuse for getting caught out there.

Posted by: Matt | 02/09/2010 at 05:17 PM

Fade to black sex? Blame Stephenie Meyer.

I bet the girl on the cover has silicon implants.

Posted by: Gissel | 02/10/2010 at 12:32 AM

Matt, Madeline Baker, the most famous of the three authors, wrote the one about the ghost love.

G, this book is from 2000. Twilight was, what, 2005, 2006? Something like that. A lot of the old harlequins are fade to black books. Pisses me off when you're looking for a sex scene.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/10/2010 at 04:52 AM

Saline implants, and a tuck or two as well.

Egads!
Maddy Baker...

Posted by: Matt | 02/10/2010 at 10:10 AM

I don't know. They guy kind of reminds me of a cross between Siegfried and Roy and Liberace. Either way, those elbow length gloves on him just do NOT work. And the bling? Maybe Liberace trying rap?

Posted by: Deanatroi | 02/10/2010 at 11:33 PM

LOL You need your eyes checked! That's an arm band and a beaded thong. He's an "indian." :-P

Posted by: The Wife | 02/11/2010 at 09:12 AM

A beaded thong around his neck?

Posted by: Deanatroi | 02/11/2010 at 11:20 PM

Yes -- a leather strip. "Thong". Get your mind out of the gutter.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/11/2010 at 11:39 PM

no I just couldn't figure out why a thong was on his neck. lol ok. Well, it still sparkles nicely and I still say his arm looks like it has a long sheer shiny white glove on it - at first glance.

Posted by: Deanatroi | 02/12/2010 at 01:00 AM

I guess I just already knew what I was looking at, since I'd skimmed the book. Couldn't see it. :-P

Posted by: The Wife | 02/12/2010 at 07:50 PM

Ghost dude is also copping a feel on the cover.

Posted by: Matt | 02/13/2010 at 01:46 PM

You know, I tried to respond to this comment, but it didn't post.

When I went to Disney World and rode the Haunted Mansion, the ghost that was in the cart with me was grabbing my boob. It was very funny.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/15/2010 at 08:28 AM

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