NOT in front of the horse!

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02/15/2010

He's the jealous type.

Cast a Tall Shadow -- Diana Whitney

Posted at 09:18 PM in Animal Husbandry, Bastards, Bucking Bronco, Creepy, Danger, Flat Chested, Reluctance, Separation Anxiety | Permalink

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"But.. what about my horse? What about HIS needs?"
"My sheep need their Bo Peep." was all he replied with.

Posted by: Matt | 02/16/2010 at 11:25 AM

He was trying to get her into a threesome.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/16/2010 at 09:51 PM

"And I am Mister Ed..! Whoa Wilbur, what are ya doin' with that gun! I didn't know she was your girl!"

Posted by: Matt | 02/17/2010 at 09:35 AM

Like he didn't know that she was screwing around with the horse... I mean, that'd stretch it out to hell and back.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/17/2010 at 11:20 AM

Wilbur twasn't too bright.

Posted by: Matt | 02/18/2010 at 10:23 AM

That explains a lot.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/18/2010 at 12:55 PM

Yes, epecially since he trusted a talking horse.

Posted by: Matt | 02/18/2010 at 05:15 PM

He should have known better -- the horse blew all its money on scratch-offs.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/18/2010 at 10:44 PM

Scratch offs, oats, and K.Y. Jelly.

Posted by: Matt | 02/19/2010 at 11:29 AM

Where was his poor horse sense when he needed it?

Posted by: The Wife | 02/19/2010 at 12:47 PM

That darn mare ran off with it.
He lost it all on a loose moralled mare.
A sad tale really.

Posted by: Matt | 02/20/2010 at 03:06 PM

But such a common one. It's always a woman, isn't it?

Posted by: The Wife | 02/21/2010 at 12:44 PM

Ah.. but his WIFE wandered in on him and the loose moralled mare.
And that fine well bred racing thoroughbred now has his foals, the barn, the forty acres, AND all his cash!
That's why Mister Ed is in with Wilbur.

Posted by: Matt | 02/22/2010 at 09:54 AM

Do I want to know what Wilbur gets out of the deal?

Posted by: The Wife | 02/22/2010 at 07:23 PM

Cuckolded.

Posted by: Matt | 02/23/2010 at 11:50 AM

Hmm... seems like he's getting the short..er..end of the stick.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/23/2010 at 02:16 PM

But Wilbur doesn't know this.
He believes Mister Ed's slick lines.

Posted by: Matt | 02/23/2010 at 06:07 PM

It's that big, toothy grin he gives. Just don't look too closely at it.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/24/2010 at 11:10 AM

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