I thought you said you were horny, not thorny!

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02/01/2010

That flower is touching him in uncomfortable places -- like the backseat of a Volkswagen.

Wicked at Heart -- Danelle Harmon

Posted at 10:24 PM in Danger, Dislocated Members, Film/Television, Frolicking, Gardening, Mullet, Shirtless, Thigh | Permalink

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Him: "ACK! Thorn in the @$$ Thorn in the @$$!"
Her: "Oh you animal, do it again!"

Posted by: Matt | 02/02/2010 at 01:09 PM

When I first looked at this, I thought they were tulips, which would have opened the "ass tulip" phrase open beautifully. But alas, we'd already done a cover on those, so it's for the best that they're roses.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/02/2010 at 01:43 PM

That guy is one ugly dude! puts "ugly man" to shame!

Posted by: Deanatroi | 02/03/2010 at 01:29 AM

His NOSE is kinda thorny... (and his torso and legs are wrong, BTW).

Posted by: Gissel | 02/03/2010 at 08:29 AM

D, I thought he looked very effeminate, not so much ugly.

G, maybe he's a midget/dwarf/"little person"? That's kind of what it looks like.

Posted by: The Wife | 02/03/2010 at 08:56 AM

Great, now I have the video to a Stabbing Westward song stuck in my head.
When Little People attack and drive demolition equipment!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lYdP1a7dbA
About one fourth the way in..
Fever dreams?
Why no, never had 'em.

Posted by: Matt | 02/03/2010 at 09:33 AM

Let me hold you little man... we'll watch the parade go by. :)

Posted by: The Wife | 02/03/2010 at 09:47 AM

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