Ancient Scots used to say, play your best or wear the iron sweater vest!

Just an aside:  This is one of the worst books The Wife has ever read.  Truly, truly terrible, on the outside AND the inside.

He's farting so much her hair is blowing in his wind.

The Conqueror -- Brenda Joyce

Comments

[Olivia]

Too much is happening in this picture! 2 questions:
Is this Fabio?
Why is his crotch shiny?

[La Femme]

Yes, it's Fabio. His crotch is shiny because he's wearing leather pants.

[Deanatroi]

A few things, Femme.
1) you need a flatulence category. Bowel movement just doesn't work in these cases.

2) Fabio's fart not only blew her hair but spooked the horse!

3) The books usually have a DIFFERENT picture on the outside and inside cover.

4) shiny pants - reminds me of the satiny disco (not polyester) pants from the 70's.

Good god I'm old.

[Deanatroi]

Wait! Isn't that the same gown from the cover below this one? Sure looks like it!

[kathi]

I like his dangling, spikey balls. There's something desperately wrong with her cleavage/clavicle area there. . .

[La Femme]

D, It DOES look like the same dress! They just added a different belt. I wonder if there's some big "romance cover" costume chest. Taht would be funny.

[La Femme]

K, it looks like she has a boob job and has "capsular contraction." (sp). In other words, it looks like she has Tori Spelling breasts.

[Deanatroi]

Was he The Princess and the Wolf guy?

[La Femme]

No, I'm thinking of some Highland's book. Or maybe that one where that guy looked lie Farquuad?

[Deanatroi]

No. That's not Farquuad. I'm pretty sure of it. He was too dark all around for this guy. But I could be wrong.

[Deanatroi]

Hey Femme - is this a futuristic one? He's got that gold arm band thing going on.

[Deanatroi]

Oooh oooh ooooh! I have SO got an end to that inside blurb:

In conquering her body and her soul, the relentless warrior would face his greatest challenge. Finding Beano in this time period.

[La Femme]

No, not futuristic. I think it's for either futuristic or viking time-frame wear. I've not seen it from the Regency era, for example.

See, if we didn't use Bowel Movements for flatulence, we wouldn't really need a bowel movements catagory. Besides, gas is a direct result of moving ones bowels -- just not pooping.

[Deanatroi]

Have you ever really NEEDED a true "pooping" bowel movement reference? If so, I wanna see it!

[La Femme]

Not in the covers blog.

[Deanatroi]

In the other? Share!

[La Femme]

Depends on what you mean by pooping. There are many that SOUND like constipation or diarrhea. You just have to read what you want into it. :D

[Deanatroi]

And nobody liked my Beano line :(

[La Femme]

well.... beano doesn't really work. :-P Maybe you could mention something about them eating broccoli.

[Deanatroi]

Broccoli CAUSES gassy emissions (as does cucumbers and a lot of other things when you have IBS). Beano stops them. I would think the girl and the horse would so appreciate his finding Beano.

[La Femme]

Well yes, but what I mean is that Beano doesn't WORK, not that it doesn't work for THIS. I know all about what causes gas and cramping. :-P