Uncle Walter's Bad Romance Novel Covers

Meyerpire fangirls are NOT amused

Grizzly Adams visits the brothel

That $10 bought her body, but he couldn't make her like it.

He will forever be haunted by the souls of the 30 dead squirrels beneath his butt

He's wearing purple, he's in a field of flowers, and he's riding on a squirrel blanket.  He's either extremely confident in his masculinity or he's fully embraced his alternative lifestyle.

Rectal prolapse shouldn't be this funny

That's one hell of an ass tulip... er... rose.

Tighty-whities need a correction

Even he is trying to help her!  She should have gone with a thong.

Your cheatin' heart will make you weep

Cheating on your boyfriend?  Bad.  Cheating on your boyfriend on the same cover?  Even worse!

George picked a bad day to choose the heavy sword, and Ralph couldn't bear to watch.

These boots are made for wading

Why is he wearing a skort?  Or are they culottes?

Sean Connery always was a tad violent

400 mink died for his cloaking pleasure

Why is she holding his moob?

Ack! Zombie leg!

It's ugly guy again!  Ack!  Was he a Fabio of his time or something?  God, even Fabio was better looking than this!